Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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