He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Randomize
