hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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