So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I don't think brook has ever known best
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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