I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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