white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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