I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
we're making bets on your personal life
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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