Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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