I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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