Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
we're so committed to being not committed
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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