I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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