i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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