i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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