I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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