do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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