Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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