You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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