considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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