First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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