is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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