Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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