so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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