were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We just shotgunned beers for America
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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