when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
