i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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