Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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