I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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