Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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