i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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