Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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