That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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