She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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