I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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