Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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