I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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