Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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