dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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