Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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