I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
it's like heaven, but drunker
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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