Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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