Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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