feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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