i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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