I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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