sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
At least make sure they are 18
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Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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