sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
