You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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