at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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