We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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