I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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