I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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