I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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